Hugsadpid is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, intelligent fairy.

Hugsadpid created water four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hugsadpid, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hugsadpid, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Hugsadpid's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Hugsadpid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Hugsadpid on top of all buildings.

3. Never wear scarves.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.