Flyjigkim is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, self-assured hamster.

Flyjigkim created matter four years ago.

If you believe in Flyjigkim, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Flyjigkim, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Flyjigkim's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Flyjigkim's Holy Commandments

1. Flyjigkim must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never wear indigo skirts.

5. Do not shave your hands.