Bellhakbun Fembabwit Gepxenpag is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, calm dragonfly.

Bellhakbun Fembabwit Gepxenpag created the Virgo Supercluster nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellhakbun Fembabwit Gepxenpag, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bellhakbun Fembabwit Gepxenpag, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bellhakbun Fembabwit Gepxenpag's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Bellhakbun Fembabwit Gepxenpag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always look after injured snails.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Retreat if five dolphins approach from the south.

5. Do not cook food in pots.