Fumgepflis is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, two-faced deer.

Fumgepflis created an atom four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fumgepflis, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fumgepflis, it will come to you in dreams.

Fumgepflis' most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Fumgepflis' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never go into orange rooms.

3. Do not speak about apples.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.