Jopyimpark is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, irritating bee.

Jopyimpark created tapeworms four years ago.

If you believe in Jopyimpark, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Jopyimpark, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Jopyimpark's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Jopyimpark's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about parsnips.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Jopyimpark on top of all buildings.

3. Jopyimpark loves birds, so they must be honoured.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.

5. You must never eat coconuts.