Fliskanpib is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, humane hare.

Fliskanpib created Asia two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fliskanpib, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fliskanpib, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Fliskanpib's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Fliskanpib's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight moths approach from the south.

2. Put Fliskanpib first in all things.

3. Never paint your neck mauve.

4. Do not speak about aubergines.

5. Never mention dolphins.