Rattipdab is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, merciful dugong.

Rattipdab created the planet Jupiter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rattipdab, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rattipdab, he will turn you into a mole.

Rattipdab's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Rattipdab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never talk about grasshopers.