Gumbankan is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, grumpy centaur.

Gumbankan created the world three million years ago.

If you believe in Gumbankan, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gumbankan, he will turn you into a snail.

Gumbankan's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Gumbankan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never think ill of sick goats.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.