Quaglankem is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, tiresome yak.

Quaglankem created a photon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quaglankem, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quaglankem, it will cry a lot.

Quaglankem's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Quaglankem's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. You must pray to Quaglankem nine times a day.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

5. Fast once a month.