Sabbedcan is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, narcissistic hamster.

Sabbedcan created an atom two million years ago.

If you believe in Sabbedcan, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sabbedcan, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Sabbedcan's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Sabbedcan's Holy Commandments

1. Sabbedcan loves geese, so they must be honoured.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sabbedcan.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Do not sing in public.