Arnbamlabzod is a god.
He takes the form of a corpulent, wise parrot.
Arnbamlabzod created everything that exists five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Arnbamlabzod, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Arnbamlabzod, he will turn you into a puffin.
Arnbamlabzod's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.
Arnbamlabzod's Holy Commandments1. Do not kill rats.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
3. Arnbamlabzod must be the most important thing in your life.
4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
5. Never jump near eagles.