Gudvilnat is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, sage skunk.

Gudvilnat created the planet Venus three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudvilnat, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gudvilnat, it will destroy your home planet.

Gudvilnat's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Gudvilnat's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Feed all hungry otters.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. You must never eat onions.

5. Respect your elders.