Tadpigben is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, annoying coyote.

Tadpigben created the cosmos seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tadpigben, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tadpigben, she will be mildly annoyed.

Tadpigben's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Tadpigben's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not wear tin on your body.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never wear corsets.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.