Fumbapguphab is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, almighty crocodile.

Fumbapguphab created life eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fumbapguphab, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fumbapguphab, it will be mildly annoyed.

Fumbapguphab's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Fumbapguphab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fumbapguphab.