Ragfabpindibhiv is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, grumpy warg.

Ragfabpindibhiv created the Sunflower Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Ragfabpindibhiv, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ragfabpindibhiv, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Ragfabpindibhiv's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Ragfabpindibhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

2. Always help gulls in need.

3. Always look after injured dogs.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Pray towards the north.