Fadnatgof is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, witty sheep.

Fadnatgof created viruses four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fadnatgof, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fadnatgof, he will destroy your home solar system.

Fadnatgof's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Fadnatgof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Always help voles.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

4. Do not wear purple clothing.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.