Govhaszed is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, happy penguin.

Govhaszed created the Milkyway eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Govhaszed, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Govhaszed, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Govhaszed's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Govhaszed's Holy Commandments

1. Govhaszed loves foxes, so they must be respected.

2. Never go into blue rooms.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Put Govhaszed first in all things.

5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.