Narpaskarpit is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, strong lizard.

Narpaskarpit created parasitic wasps eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narpaskarpit, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Narpaskarpit, he will make you grow a tail.

Narpaskarpit's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Narpaskarpit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Always obey Narpaskarpit's priests.

4. Do not eat beans.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.