Sterrullmat is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, cheerful mouse.

Sterrullmat created snails four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sterrullmat, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sterrullmat, he will ignore you.

Sterrullmat's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Sterrullmat's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sterrullmat.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.