Zogwabciss is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, witless jellyfish.

Zogwabciss created the universe four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zogwabciss, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Zogwabciss, it will have a low opinion of you.

Zogwabciss' most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Zogwabciss' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Zogwabciss loves otters, so they must be respected.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. You must never eat rice.