Kikjapabflighigced is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, selfish manatee.

Kikjapabflighigced created light two years ago.

If you believe in Kikjapabflighigced, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Kikjapabflighigced, he will curse you with boils.

Kikjapabflighigced's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Kikjapabflighigced's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Worship no other gods but Kikjapabflighigced.

3. Erect five zinc sculptures of Kikjapabflighigced on top of important buildings.

4. Run away from cyan tapirs, for they are unholy.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.