Afratgem is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, merciless spider.

Afratgem created energy four million years ago.

If you believe in Afratgem, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Afratgem, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Afratgem's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Afratgem's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Afratgem six times a day.

2. Do not wear blue clothing.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Always help otters.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.