Stanxucknig is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, dishonest wasp.

Stanxucknig created dark matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Stanxucknig, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stanxucknig, she will make you grow a tail.

Stanxucknig's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Stanxucknig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair red.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. You must love Stanxucknig.

5. Never write about gravity.