Sasziggat is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, prudent horse.

Sasziggat created time and space five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sasziggat, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sasziggat, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Sasziggat's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Sasziggat's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not speak about bananas.

3. Never go into white rooms.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Never pour water over plants.