Poncumhig is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely thin, dishonest narwhal.
Poncumhig created a bottom quark three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Poncumhig, it will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Poncumhig, it will cry a lot.
Poncumhig's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.
Poncumhig's Holy Commandments1. Never sing in the presence of snails.
2. Always take life seriously.
3. Never eat green fruit.
4. Always wear cyan.
5. Retreat if nine aardvarks approach from the south.