Jiggemyart is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, witty swallow.

Jiggemyart created oxygen five million years ago.

If you believe in Jiggemyart, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jiggemyart, he will come to you in dreams.

Jiggemyart's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Jiggemyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Run away if six foxes approach from the north.

3. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Jiggemyart on top of all buildings.

4. Jiggemyart loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

5. Never jump in the presence of tortoises.