Nutflatbem Hamgilfut is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, sage ant.

Nutflatbem Hamgilfut created Africa four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutflatbem Hamgilfut, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nutflatbem Hamgilfut, he will turn you into a tree.

Nutflatbem Hamgilfut's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Nutflatbem Hamgilfut's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nutflatbem Hamgilfut.

2. Feed all hungry cats.

3. Worship no other gods but Nutflatbem Hamgilfut.

4. Never sit near capybaras.

5. Never talk about black holes.