Gedrilhim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, prudent cow.

Gedrilhim created dark matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gedrilhim, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gedrilhim, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Gedrilhim's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Gedrilhim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat garlic.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Gedrilhim loves porpoises, so they must be respected.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never sit near horses.