Abcanlist is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, duplicitous naga.

Abcanlist created oxygen five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Abcanlist, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Abcanlist, he will make you grow a tail.

Abcanlist's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Abcanlist's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never eat beans.

5. Do not shave your neck.