Tag is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, flying goose.

Tag created viruses four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tag, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tag, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tag's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Tag's Holy Commandments

1. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Tag.

3. Retreat if five porpoises approach from the east.

4. Feed all hungry snails.

5. Always stare at clouds.