Farnarvol is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, blissful squid.

Farnarvol created the Black Eye Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Farnarvol, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Farnarvol, he will throw large rocks at you.

Farnarvol's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Farnarvol's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about spinach.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. You must love Farnarvol.

4. Do not take Farnarvol's name in vain.

5. Always help ducks in need.