Homcidhad Fumveg is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, strong penguin.

Homcidhad Fumveg created the planet Venus eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Homcidhad Fumveg, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Homcidhad Fumveg, he will not invite you to parties.

Homcidhad Fumveg's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Homcidhad Fumveg's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not eat aubergines.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not shave your back.