Nutfatdudkabdumtom is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, smart cobra.

Nutfatdudkabdumtom created a down quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nutfatdudkabdumtom, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nutfatdudkabdumtom, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Nutfatdudkabdumtom's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Nutfatdudkabdumtom's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never think about comets.