Disskenkik is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, dishonourable goat.

Disskenkik created parasitic wasps nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Disskenkik, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Disskenkik, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Disskenkik's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Disskenkik's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never talk about black holes.