Yimhudmin is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, witty lizard.

Yimhudmin created the universe six million years ago.

If you believe in Yimhudmin, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yimhudmin, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Yimhudmin's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Yimhudmin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

2. Never bounce in the presence of horses.

3. Do not kill ants.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.