Inggovquat is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, ruthless lion.

Inggovquat created the Milkyway six billion years ago.

If you believe in Inggovquat, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Inggovquat, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Inggovquat's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Inggovquat's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight shrews approach from the south.

2. Never run near frogs.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always look after injured mice.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.