Nellrentam is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, benevolent mink.

Nellrentam created a charm quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellrentam, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nellrentam, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Nellrentam's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Nellrentam's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never talk about horses.