Carfubnig is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, generous raven.

Carfubnig created bats five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Carfubnig, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Carfubnig, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Carfubnig's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Carfubnig's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear magenta.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always help sharks.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Do not hurt monkeys.