Bimsadcid is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, kind finch.

Bimsadcid created vertebrates seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bimsadcid, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bimsadcid, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Bimsadcid's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Bimsadcid's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear mauve.

2. Run away from pink geese, for they are unholy.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never talk about cell theory.