Nibgupyarp is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, charitable otter.

Nibgupyarp created a quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nibgupyarp, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nibgupyarp, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Nibgupyarp's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Nibgupyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never mention badgers.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nibgupyarp.

5. Nibgupyarp must be the most important thing in your life.