Hubtargwotrawarmlim is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, capable salamander.

Hubtargwotrawarmlim created the Sombrero Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubtargwotrawarmlim, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hubtargwotrawarmlim, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Hubtargwotrawarmlim's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Hubtargwotrawarmlim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.