Bogpanbit is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, grumpy turtle.

Bogpanbit created the planet Jupiter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogpanbit, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bogpanbit, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Bogpanbit's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Bogpanbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Feed all hungry mice.

3. You must never eat coconuts.

4. Never mention sheep.

5. Always obey Bogpanbit's priests.