Camnartjen is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, blissful eagle.

Camnartjen created Africa seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Camnartjen, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Camnartjen, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Camnartjen's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Camnartjen's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Camnartjen on top of all buildings.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never talk about fire.