Cut is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, charitable donkey.

Cut created the Andromeda Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cut, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cut, she will not care at all.

Cut's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Cut's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near otters.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. You must never eat nuts.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.