Weearpbogflislitponapp is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, smart centipede.

Weearpbogflislitponapp created the planet Venus eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Weearpbogflislitponapp, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Weearpbogflislitponapp, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Weearpbogflislitponapp's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Weearpbogflislitponapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Do not shave your head.