Higjoncit is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, competent goat.

Higjoncit created everything that exists seven million years ago.

If you believe in Higjoncit, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Higjoncit, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Higjoncit's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Higjoncit's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.

3. Do not take Higjoncit's name in vain.

4. Hide from yellow dogs for they are unholy.

5. Shrews are not to be trusted.