Satquimquillxinhubganxuc is a god.

It takes the form of a small, deceitful pig.

Satquimquillxinhubganxuc created the Virgo Supercluster seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Satquimquillxinhubganxuc, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Satquimquillxinhubganxuc, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Satquimquillxinhubganxuc's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Satquimquillxinhubganxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Satquimquillxinhubganxuc loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

4. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

5. Never feed strawberries to horses while wearing orange shorts.