Bidflagbonwip is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, flying crane.

Bidflagbonwip created humankind two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bidflagbonwip, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bidflagbonwip, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Bidflagbonwip's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Bidflagbonwip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never look at moons.

3. You must never eat peas.

4. Run away from blue swans, for they are unholy.

5. Never laugh in the presence of grasshopers.