Popgetfem is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, tiresome naga.

Popgetfem created the planet Mars five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Popgetfem, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Popgetfem, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Popgetfem's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Popgetfem's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Retreat if seven grasshopers approach from the south.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.

5. Run away from brown snakes, for they are unholy.