Siggesston is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, awesome snake.

Siggesston created the planet Venus three million years ago.

If you believe in Siggesston, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Siggesston, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Siggesston's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Siggesston's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

2. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

3. Always obey Siggesston's priests.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.